This has to be said: I'D RATHER SLEEP WITH HILLARY THAN SARAH ANYDAY.
In this "Handmaid's Tale"-inflected universe, in which femininity is worshipped but females will be denied rights, CNBC pundit Donny Deutsch tells us that we're witnessing "a new creation ... of the feminist ideal," the feminism being so ideal because instead of being voiced by hairy old bats with unattractive ideas about intellect and economy and politics and power, it's now embodied by a woman who, according to Deutsch, does what Hillary Clinton did not: "put a skirt on." "I want her watching my kids," says Deutsch. "I want her laying next to me in bed."
Makes me recall Michael Moore saying something to the effect of, "Bill, WTF?? Why would you want to fool around with some silly intern when Hillary is so beautiful?"
This "I'll vote for her because I'd like to sleep with her" is so completely wacked I feel like jumping out a window.